Hi. I'm Taco. I'll be your host tonight.
You know that thing mounted on your wall across from your sofa? Remember?? It's the tube! The ole picture box has always been there for us whether it be babysitting our kids after school while we drive the long way home hoping when we get there the place may smell less of farts and Kool-Aid powder or selling us a 42 pc. set of kitchen knifes at 3:30 in the morning while we search for the Cheetos that somehow missed our mouth and we thought made it back in the bag but the little bit of orange crumbs stuck to our shirts says otherwise. (deep breath) Yup, it's been a good pal over the years. But did you know that it has these new programs called TV shows?! They're great! Here's a list of the best ones according to anyone alive and me! Taco!
Game of Thrones
Oh lordy this show! This show, this show.. This show right here! Whoo..
The Walking Dead
I'm now afraid of dying and living and vice versa.
House of Cards
SPOILER: When the fourth wall goes down each episode, you get nervous every time.
Breaking Bad
Cause drugs and kids and stuff. Seriously though, don't do drugs. Unless they are blue.
Mad Men
I love the show but now suffer from secondhand smoke and alcoholism.
Dexter
The story of Mr. Hyde with special (internal) guest appearances from Dr. Jekyll.
Sons of Anarchy
Because sometimes white trash is the best trash.
M*A*S*H
Oldie but goodie.
The Wire
This show made me so uncomfortable in a good way. I wanna be a cop now...
Entourage
This one sucks so much you love it!
Chuck
On a serious note, fantastic show and perfect song selection in every episode #biased
True Detective
So. Depressing. But great.
Now these are grown people shows. Anime and stuff is for young'erns!
(Dragon Ball Z, Cowboy Bebop, Attack on Titan, Sword Art Online, Full Metal Alchemist. GO!)
**These are only the opinions of me, Taco, and all of TV watchers around the world. Results may vary.**
From Paris with love,
Taco
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